And I'll say it again - SOO whattt...

So what if have a problem mild obsession with Il Forno and their DELICIOUSLY calorie ridden lunch specials and am borderline bullying people into going with me.

So what if I had a code red meltdown leaving trivia last night after the bill said 10 8 Strongbows I consumed. In all fairness we were there for 6 hours, totally valid amount of alcohol to time ratio, stop judging.

So what if focusing at work this week seems to be harder than stopping at 2 Strongbows at trivia. That is quite a statement ladies and gentleman, let it sink in.
So what if I ignore the bitchy signs posted about making more coffee if the following 12 conditions are met because it seems like every time I go over to get some - SOMEONE leaves 3 teaspoons of coffee in the pot so they can win the laziest most annoying person award. Don't make me install a camera so that I can personally call you out for being LAZY. 
So what if I had breakfast and then got to work and decided to partake in the 4 boxes of hot Krispy Kreme's on the counter. Who the hell keeps doing this. (I said 4 boxes like I had eaten 4 boxes, let's be clear, I ate ONE, I do have SOME self control) The bullying about lunch may or may not have occurred during the time I was eating my Krispy Kreme immediately after my breakfast, just to keep things in perspective.

So what if my library books are like 12 years overdue and I can see the library from my window at work. Seriously, how ridiculous am I.