Ah, The Electric Knife...

So, you might recall my post about "prom night" from Friday. I'm here, so that's the good news. 

I've also learned the following things...

• Wine (in excess, which at this point is still an undetermined amount) will cause me to talk more than you ever thought I could. My memories are like a hear beat, coming in and out and most of them just involve me 2 inches from someones face sharing something inappropriate...for 7 hours...
• When you go to an event with work folks, less is more
• When you go to an event with anyone, less is more
• Don't play with the party favors (electric knives in this case)
• If you do play with the party favors, always know where the first aid kit is
• Put your muzzle on before you start a fight with your boyfriend out of nowhere
• Don't plan anything for the next day
• Your joke is probably funny the first time, you may get a giggle the second time but I urge you to let it go as quickly as possible, I'll say it again - less is more

So with that, I'll finish with pictures.

There is like an hour between picture #1 and picture #2 - you can see the difference...crazyyy eyes and dinner had JUST started.

Anyways, today should be interesting. Happy Monday and here is to making better decisions moving forward. :)