Thursday, December 6, 2012

SWW on a THURSDAY...again

So what if I've eaten two breakfasts this morning and am gearing up for our Chili cook-off this afternoon like nobody's business. Who turns down holiday donuts? Not this girl. MMMM.



So what if I'm never going to be skinny because I try to find substitutes for my favorite things and they legitimately taste like poisoned cardboard that is non-edible. You can NEVER imagine the putrid smell coming from this thing.


So what if I had 300 calorie lunches all week and haven't lost a pound. Oh, maybe it's because of the bottle of champagne I had last night at the Christmas partayyy.

So what if the over 50 lady in Condo 408 wanted to borrow my copy of 50 Shades of Gray.

So what if the old person Christmas party last night where we sang carols and played ridiculous games was SO fun because I'm a 90 year old at heart. 


Take it all in.

Wish I had time for more, but I'm drowning at work so I'll have to catch up another time.

So What Wednesday

4 comments:

  1. What...the...HELL is that sandwich? An egg mcmuffin with oozy grape jelly? Love you!! lol

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    1. There are like 40 red flags with this. It's a WEIGHT WATCHERS - turkey sausage, egg and cheese (WHERE? it disintegrated in the microwave) mcmuffin.

      Ummm - I couldn't take a bite, my teeth weren't sharp enough to get through it.

      And yes, after smelling it I determined I needed to add grape jelly, but the microwave WAVES had heated it to like 23948 degrees so it turned into grape soup - best part of the whole thing.

      I ate oatmeal instead.

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    2. Oh my god, you're my favorite :)
      Good call on that oatmeal.

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  2. Oh, ick! That sandwich did not look good. I hate oatmeal, but that sounds like a much better choice!

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