So what if I had 300 calorie lunches all week and haven't lost a pound. Oh, maybe it's because of the bottle of champagne I had last night at the Christmas partayyy.
So what if the over 50 lady in Condo 408 wanted to borrow my copy of 50 Shades of Gray.
So what if the old person Christmas party last night where we sang carols and played ridiculous games was SO fun because I'm a 90 year old at heart.
Take it all in.
Wish I had time for more, but I'm drowning at work so I'll have to catch up another time.
What...the...HELL is that sandwich? An egg mcmuffin with oozy grape jelly? Love you!! lol
ReplyDeleteThere are like 40 red flags with this. It's a WEIGHT WATCHERS - turkey sausage, egg and cheese (WHERE? it disintegrated in the microwave) mcmuffin.
DeleteUmmm - I couldn't take a bite, my teeth weren't sharp enough to get through it.
And yes, after smelling it I determined I needed to add grape jelly, but the microwave WAVES had heated it to like 23948 degrees so it turned into grape soup - best part of the whole thing.
I ate oatmeal instead.
Oh my god, you're my favorite :)
DeleteGood call on that oatmeal.
Oh, ick! That sandwich did not look good. I hate oatmeal, but that sounds like a much better choice!
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