Old men...

(1) I am COLD 24/7 - always. It's a problem. I would be in a snuggie FOR EV ER if it was socially acceptable to even just 27% of the population. (I don't own one, don't judge me)
(2) I had braces for like 392 years because I also needed some overbite "mechanics" in my mouth and let me just say I LOVED having my braces and was disappointed when I had to get rid of them. WEIRDO.
(3) Sad fact for my mom - I didn't wear my retainer. DAMNIT!
(4) I would LOVEEE to have real glasses. I'm the freak with one good eye and one bad eye and there is SUCH a different that the "doctors" don't think my equilibrium can hang with the massively different prescriptions that would be involved. I'm probably going to rock fake glasses at some point - just need to figure out my story. 
(5) Piggy backing off of ole' number 4 - I can't pass my drivers license test without a note from my eye doctor. :) Maybe that's why everyone says no when I ask if they want me to drive. 

(6) I have an obsession with all things office supply. Notebooks, planners, markers, pens, highlighters, binders, sticky notes...you get the picture, I'm pretty sure you're familiar with what office supplies are.
(7) I (like Whitney) prefer to drink things through a straw (not beer). For a variety of reasons, none of them being valid. 
(8) I LOVE old men. To the point that coworkers will say, Jenn - look out your window and there will be an old man in a cardigan walking down the sidewalk and my heart will melt. LOVE. (We may work close to an assisted living facility)
(9) I have BIG feet - size 11 - and I'm tall so those two lovely things coupled together keep me from spending 1/3 of my budget on shoes. Not happy about it but that means more money for notebooks and sticky notes! 
(10) I generally can't eat without getting something on me - keepin' it classy.

Ok - that's good for now. I'm starting to reach.