Dear new FRIDGE - it's about time there big guy, if I had to eat another meal out my body was going to start actively shutting down. Time to cook like a biatch.
Dear PUBLIX - I'm going to tearrr youuu uppp this weekend. Can't wait to buy vegetables and perishable foods and introduce you to my sexy new fridge.
Dear Kingergarteners from JA Day on Wednesday - hayyy. I'm STILL tired kiddos - but thanks for a good time. You have me feeling better about my life choice to NOT become a teacher but instead be an AWESOME volunteer. You know the creepy girl hanging around the elementary school that DOES NOT HAVE KIDS. That's meeee.
Dear hostess at Bonefish - You're welcome. The stories you got last night (since you were so conveniently located next to our comfy bar booth and every time I looked up you were awkwardly staring at me) are priceless. Girl's night, holla.
Dear Girl's Night - thank you for always coming at the PERFECT time.
Dear 2 glasses of
Dear JM - Well played. I was two seconds from forwarding you one of my 1-800 Flowers coupons that are spamming my email. These flowers make me a little uneasy but I'll go with it - they compliment the fridge well.
I have total fridge envy. FABULOUS.
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